How to Drive a Developer Crazy

• Ignore all syntax and whitespace conventions, invent your own instead.
• Commit code without reviewing your own diffs for errors and consistency.
• Commit code to source control with meaningless messages.
• Use meaningless names for variables, functions, classes, etc., that only mean something to you.
• Create large functions which take up many, many lines of code, possibly even pages.
• Don't use project libraries or components, but invent your own to keep things un-DRY and inconsistent as possible.